them: so, what do you like?

me: uhh… rom coms i guess?

them: oh! romantic comedies! i love those too!

me: no, romulan commanders.

them: what

me:

Gun: against head
Trigger: pulled
Man: dead

THE POOR BOY IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM HIS POOR FAMILY

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

*stands majestically in a bucket*

ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in