“influencer” is such a sinister title. it’s got all the menace of “royal adviser” but none of the raw sex appeal.

whenever I hear "influencer" I think of this

“My lord, your followers request another selfie.” -@agendermetalbender

this is implying grima wormtongue has raw sex appeal and I don’t like it

hey, whatever he has, he owns it

Can you imagine a Wormtongue thirst trap?

count your fucking blessings that I don’t have the artistic talent for “Grima Wormtongue stomach-caressing mirror selfie” because I would inflict that upon the world without a moment’s hesitation

I live in fear that one day someone will do that and you’ll reblog it

Me, heedlessly unleashing a powerful active psychodynamic force upon Tumblr’s godless artist community to make Thirst Trap Grima happen: