A John Murphy summary at the beginning of each season

Season 1:

Brave New World, Brave New Me. ha, no I’m gonna be an ass, but a truly distinguished pain in a sea of asses.

Season 2:

Things did not go well, part xxxvii. Two seconds away from being shot but ready for some endorphins if she doesn’t.

Season 3:

All is lost, all is not well, look out world I’m ready to die. Check back tomorrow, it’s probably more of the same.

Season 4:

In no way am I doing all right. I could vanish in an instant, every pose I take is a “last known photo.” I am secret.

Season 5:

Getting my ass kicked for love. I’m doing better. I’ve only faceplanted once this afternoon and my neck popped.

Season 6:

Physically dragged out of bed for a group shot, in no way am I looking for sympathy. okay maybe a little. okay maybe a lot.

Healthy Holly and the Two Red Suns