#The Hobbit

spockvarietyhour persbaderse
earendil-was-a-mariner

Ironic that Bilbo is so annoyed with the Sackville-Bagginses for stealing from him and trying to evict him from his house, when his whole adventure involves stealing from someone and evicting them from their house.  

avengerwho

To be fair, he was essentially helping someone else get rid of their own Sackville-Bagginses

brawltogethernow

This is an absolutely world-rocking take on narrative parallels in The Hobbit. Like why yes those were equally petty property disputes, and your point?

pulmonary-poultry

Thorin: “The dragon Smaug is terrible beast who has invaded our home and taken the heirlooms of our people as his loot.”

Bilbo: *remembering the last time Lobelia Sackville-Baggins was in his house* “I know the type.”

The Hobbit
spockvarietyhour thesmilingfish
vizual-demon

Such is the nature of evil. Out there in the vast ignorance of the world, it festers and spreads. A shadow that grows in the dark. A sleepless malice as black as the oncoming wall of night. So it ever was. So will it always be. In time, all foul things come forth.

The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug (2013, dir. Peter Jackson)

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