Anonymous asked:

i'm thinking of the world's stupidest terror au where someone overhears hickey having no idea where the orlop is, and within like a week everyone knows that he's just some guy who doesn't know shit about fuck. everyone dabs on him constantly. for a bit it was the hot new thing to see if you could convince him that ships have a place called "the jibble."

paramaline answered:

i am losing my goddamn mind over this. timeline where he’s never able to convince ANYONE to listen to him because they remember him as The Jibble Guy. the 19th century version of saying something dumb in the group chat that no one will ever let you live down