87-88 between this and Rambo III it looked like we briefly cared for the Afghan people at the tail end of the war then promptly forgot about it

That’s not a heart, that’s a piece of Jello hooked up to electrodes in a case for kryptonite

John Rhys Davies as a Soviet named Pushkin and Joe Don Baker as an asshole. Its the 80s alright

Unscheduled cello stop.

They’re looking for a foreign car. A man and a woman…

…and a Cello.

Boombox with built in missile launcher.

It’s something we’re building for the Americans, it’s called a “Ghettoblaster”

Yeeeees, the somewhat racist sounding Ghettoblaster. We used the same term in French.

Pigs, cake, borscht, there must be another way

Don’t worry our engineers spent months perfecting this

how many times have you done this?

You’ll be the first. *muffled screams*

and here comes major iceborg with her feminine ways.

I’ve got the living daylights on which I haven’t seen since childhood. A-Ha and the Pretenders? John Rhys Davies and Joe Don Baker?

this is a mission Bond, not a fancy dress party.