I know, I can’t quite handle it; he’s practically clean-cut.

I still sometimes wish for Tintin et al on the Island. THEY would have sorted things out in no time. With punching, and knots, and dowsing, and whisky!

#if it can’t be solved with a combination of punching knots dowsing whisky and possibly disguises #well it is out of Tintin & Co’s expertise

I’m having horrible  visions of  Haddock and Tintin stuck manning the Swan for a few years. Snowy’s there too, occasionally keying in the sequence the sequence when Haddock’s too drunk and Tintin’s off exploring every nook and cranny of the Island. Tintin’s got his jumpsuit and Hoddock’s stripped down to a white undershirt, maybe a bit insane and panting on the wall.

Tintin: it’s the scheduled air drop (they’ve given up on signaling at this point). We  can restock our food supplies.

Haddock: Better yet, we can restock our Whisky!