do u ever just take off your glasses bc youre tired of seeing things

I have a soft spot for parental figures who don’t want to admit they’re parental figures.

“I am not a father,” he says as he is followed by a horde of children.

Nicholas J Fury spent one weekend in the 90s hanging out with a cool lesbian and then spent the next twenty years trying and failing to find another superhero with her general degree of competence or emotional maturity

You know that if scientists discovered we live in a simulation, people would just meme about it.

in trying to ban nipples tumblr has forced me to see the word “nipples” more times in one evening than I have in my entire 8 years on this website

tbh the most unrealistic part of Twilight is that white vampires from the 1800s obey treaties they made with Natives

the mood for always is a big ol hearty FUCK OFF DENETHOR