michael burnham all the time

ok but why does captain america have a fitness challenge and why is it still being shown in schools. he took experimental super steroids and is currently an international fugitive

#‘I did a bunch of drugs and now I can bench press a helicopter’ [via @latexturadejabba] 

If we’re all being honest with ourselves, a public school having an outdated educational video featuring a celebrity with dubious legal standing is the most accurate thing in any of the Marvel movies.

Millennials are going to kill the telemarketing and phone scam industries because I don’t know about y'all but I don’t even answer the phone for my own mother, if you need me you’re texting me

who has that one video of someone playing some survival game and some player runs by blasting death grips while being chased by animals and it just fades into the distance

Nothing more utterly Texan than Deep Fried Gun

roses are red
thistles are grey