Some favs from Twitter for the lettuce victory party

Larry the cat has outlasted four UK prime ministers so far. We stan Larry

"hmm i wonder how the polls are doing at the mome-JESUS FUCKING CHRIST"

CALL AN ELECTION THE TORIES ARE TOAST

"average government has one collapse a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. Tory Georg, who lives in a cave & resigns over 10,000 mps each day, is an outlier and should not have been counted

At this rate King Charles will beat his mother’s record of 15 prime ministers by the end of 2024

THEY’VE PROJECTED A LETTUCE ONTO THE HOUSES OF PARLIAMENT

can barely believe it but this is real

Step 1: Become PM

Step 2: Kill the Queen

Step 3: Tank the UK Economy

Step 4: Resign as PM

Step 5: Profit?