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old news by now but this is SO fucking funny 😭😭😭

collection of favourite tweets from my country collapsing

obsessed with this tweet

Just got reminded about the time Former Prime Minister David Cameron fucked a pig, and now I'm reminiscing about all the memes we made about that

Remember how there was a Black Mirror episode where one of the big details was the Prime Minister fucking a pig and Charlie Brooker put out a statement assuring everyone he had no knowledge of Cameron’s college days and this was just a really weird coincidence

pissing myself at newsnight showing the list of mps who have resigned with boris johnson's face in the background played to a dramatic rendition of bittersweet symphony like he personally murdered each and every one of them

i actually have no idea how i feel about scottish independence i just think the idea of rebuilding hadrians wall is really funny

This is even funnier when you consider rebuilding Hadrian’s wall would annex parts of England to Scotland.

Hadrian’s Wall is entirely within England.

Scotland can have little a England

As a treat

19th October 2023.

Get it fucking booked.

i dont want to be the guy whos like "why dont any of us talk about uk politics" bc annoying but also can someone please crack a joke about neil im about to burst....

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im having my own fucking moment of madness. can someone fucking say something. i cant handle no one saying anything.

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OH JOLLY GOOD! OH, ABSOLUTELY SMASHING WORK...