Some of these Night Vale tweets get deep and I love them for that

A friendly desert community, where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead, while we lay open eyed, watching it all.

"ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY CLOUD WHO WANTS THE LOWLY CITY COUNCIL TO PASS A BUDGET THAT FAVORS INCREASED SPENDING ON EDUCATION. WE GROVEL BEFORE THE ALL MIGHTY CLOUD. HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO MAKE A HUMAN BUDGET?"

Almost had a heart attack

i cannot believe cecil gershwin palmer has the ability to make music play very loudly wherever and whenever he wants by introducing "the weather". like it isn't just during the radio breaks he does it irl to distract a mob in a later episode. this is infinitely funny to me if only because it's one of the most random and completely useless superpowers a man can have in a town full of angels, talking river rocks and other weird and powerful magic. maureen gets the ability to switch between dimensions and he gets to be a human radio

That one time Steve Carlsberg offhandedly mentioned how annoying it was to talk to Cecil because everytime he didn't want to listen to you he would just start talking about the weather and then you had to shout over music comming from nowhere.

[ID: A two-panel meme. In panel 1, a man looks down with a bemused expression and asks: "You're crying from Welcome to Night Vale?"

In panel two, a man looks down with a teary expression and says: "'Sleep heavily and know that I am here with you now. The past is gone, and cannot harm you anymore. And while the future is fast coming for you, it always flinches first and settles in as the gentle present.' got to me." The other man says: "All right." / End ID]

Hmmmm “a very very special Night Vale episode”

Joseph, I am afraid <3

People will be like “oh I love gay podcast characters” but won’t even listen to the ROOTS (welcome to nightvale)

nothing like hearing this on the very first episode of the show and knowing shit was about to go down

Y’all ever just think abt night vale