But have we considered Weird Al Yankovic for Valdo Marx?

Originally posted by rachel-bloom

Half of Valdo Marx’s career is polka-fied parody versions of all Jaskier’s most heartfelt ballads and THAT is what Jaskier can never forgive. Especially when he gets the polka version stuck in his head and has to stop performing that song for a while lest he jump the tracks in public.

okay but would a Weird Al cover of “Toss A Coin To Your Witcher” be the best thing ever or finally break me for good?

I mean that one sounds wretched but. what would he do with Her Sweet Kiss?

I already know that would actually push me too deeply into madness to ever return

@witchertrashbag I am screaming

I love the corners of The Witcher fandom that watched the show, nodded, and said, "Okay, but what if-" and then flung themselves straight into madness.

Pat Sajak, Weird Al, James Brown and Little Richard.