What We Do in the Shadows | 2x08 - “Collaboration”

the thing that fascinates me about this is that she says “you said I tasted like goat’s cheese” as if at the time she took that as a compliment and now hearing that he considers it a mistake UNDERMINES how good she always felt about having a vulva that tastes like goat’s cheese

Being a familiar isn’t for everyone. You’re not always thanked or praised.

“Do you like my room?” 

“Uh, yes! It’s very nice.” 

What We Do in the Shadows, 02x08

Guillermo de la Cruz in S2E08 of What We Do In The Shadows FX

okay the thing is i’m thinking about how, if we assume guillermo is supposed to be the same age as harvey guillén, he would have graduated high school in 2008. meaning this anne-rice-loving goth little vampire kinnie was trapped for 8 hours a day with other teens the year the first twilight movie came out, which makes his exhaustion in this scene so much fucking funnier

“ with all these stories about vampires being murdered lately, I’m feeling a little… less fearless than I usually do. Just a little. ”

What We Do in the Shadows (2019—)