Hey sailor

Is it me or is one of my legs incredibly cold right now

Play it cool Jim, play it cool.

*GASPCANTBREATH*

Lady can I at least introduce myself before you start with the bodily fluids?!

That’s some damn fine coffee you have here in Twin Peaks

Alien slackers have invaded the ship, unbeknownst to us they’re eating all out food, sitting on our favourite chair and opening all the medicine cabinets.

They forgot to water my plants!

Don’t worry babe, I got your back.

Oh no wait now they’re discussing tape delay. gee it took you that long to get to a planet and FIGURE OUT it was automated? What did you just not feel like talking to them UNTIL you got there.

Uhura: We’re getting a distress call

Kirk: Set a course at maximum warp.

Uhura: Shall I let them know we’re coming?

Kirk: No! that would ruin the surprise!

McCoy: What surprise?

Uhura on Intercom: ENSIGN LYNDON, COME ON DOWN YOU’RE THE NEXT CONTESTANT ON THE PLANET IS WRONG!

Kirk: We want to give our redshirts a fighting chance.

A nation of 900,000? Yeesh that’s small. Nothing new for Stargate later on….

An annoying buzzing in your ear Kirk.

They never do say if it’s an automated distress call. They make a big fuss about the location of the Scalosian’s distress call and the fact that no one’s there but Uhura is just listening, no one’s talking to them

I like thinking of Spock breaking into a museum and looking at some paintings. Or did he just break into a random Scalosian’s apartment for their literature. What if he came out with the Scalosians’ equivalent of Bathroom Jokes Book or a Gary Larson book or Scalosian Shades of Gray?

Bye redshirt, nice not knowing you.

Tonight’s Random Trek Rewatch is…Wink of an Eye! doesn’t exactly work with my theme of Cast in period costumes but *shrug* random

Jim your hair is getting wavy

Like did you work on bedhead?

Also cool statue…