Teenagers: You're in your 20s, why are you on Tumblr?
Twentysomethings: You're in your 30s, why are you on Tumblr?
Thirtysomethings: You're in your 40s, why are you on Tumblr?
Me, an intellectual: Have you guys not noticed the pattern here? Have you not figured it out yet? You're like "I was hoping everyone automatically grows out of this weird shit when they're about ten years older than I am now. You know, not soon but not super far away." But no, my dude, that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Teenagers: You're in your 20s, why are you on Tumblr? Twentysomethings: You're in your 30s, why are you on Tumblr? Thirtysomethings: You're in your 40s, why are you on Tumblr? Me, an intellectual: Have you guys not noticed the pattern here? Have you not figured it out yet? You're like "I was hoping everyone automatically grows out of this weird shit when they're about ten years older than I am now. You know, not soon but not super far away." But no, my dude, that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.