Lost plot of Ds9: Garak gets pulled into some high level political intrigue due to a visiting Bolian diplomat suddenly dying wearing her newly hemmed pants. Things at ops are tense since Worf accidentally sat on Odo while he was trying out being a chair.

They are mostly just tense one way because Worf feels weird about it and him being weird about it makes everyone else weird about it. but Odo was fine with it because honestly the point was to be a chair so, he had to be sat on. For is a chair that isn't being sat on even really a chair?

At some point the crew devolve into a "what is a sandwich?" debate at Quark's.

This philosophical core ties back into the Garak plotline somehow because of tailoring tools being used in ways definitely not as intended.

"Worf feels weird about it and him being weird about it makes everyone else weird about it."

You did it. You boiled down Worf's character to its essence.

I feel like they would be gal pals

YES they should have a girls' night in and talk absolute shit about everyone they know and then Alcina could turn into her dragon form and Nadja could ride her through the skies above Staten Island screeching merrily

The Clone High reboot looking lit af !

unrepentant terror shitposting part the fourth

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