now recast TNG's Disaster for the Terror Crew. Is Captain Crozier stuck with lts larry, curly and moe in an elevator with a broken limb for a few hours? Who got trapped in a cargo bay while doing theatre where no one can see them? Who gets the Deanna "I guess you're the highest ranking officer on the bridge" treatment? Who's delivering Keiko's baby?!? WHO GETS THEIR HEAD CRADLED AROUND WHILE THEIR BODY IS FRIED?!?
GOD OKAY YES…..crozier is stuck in an elevator with child versions of the terror lieutenants, hodgson is made executive officer in charge of radishes. goodsir and stanley in the cargo bay with the plasma fire, harry is desperately trying to figure out ways to survive while stephen is like This Is Fine, Let It All End. jopson is the one unexpectedly left in charge on the bridge because that’s more or less his canon character arc (my first thought was always to make jopson a vulcan but he would also make a great creepy little betazoid!). blanky delivers a baby and the twist is that he actually has fantastic (if unorthodox) bedside manner. and @veganthranduil’s robofitz is the one having his detachable rectangular head carried around the jeffries tubes
