I have been looking through Ebay trying to find a Janeway action figure (as you do), but I found something that needs to be addressed.

What. Is. This.

Someone pitched this and another person said, yes let’s mass produce this.

BUT WAIT…..

                           THERE’S MORE!

It comes with the three lizard babies.

W h a t    e v e n.

@paramaline @ginormouspotato

video game creators: it’s a wonderful time in history where games bring people together! multiplayer is in demand and the way of the future! co-op is the only way to go!

me: i’m begging you…….. please…….. give me back my story-driven single player games……………

how do i lower my real life resolution? i want other people to observe me in 144p 

i want my body to just be a horrid collection of jpeg artifacts. i want my voice to just be the most compressed audio file you can imagine