espanolbot2
Oh no, what a shame.
thefingerfuckingfemalefury
Michael Bay will have to find another franchise to masturbate angrily all over the american millitary in I guess
brookietf
GONNA DO HE-MAN NOW
Adam of Eternia is now a Typical American Teenager who really wants to have sex with a girl who turns out to be She-Ra (Michael Bay will not have bothered to do enough research to know that in the cartoon they are related and will not realise how Creepy this is)
He fails to defeat Skeletor but luckily the Unstoppable Might of the US Armed Forces are there to deal with him (ENLIST TODAY)
Most of the rest of the characters are entirely absent. Man At Arms appears for five minutes two of which are spent “Releasing oil” over a cast member in a “LOL he pissed on him” joke
Skeletor probably turns out to be He Man’s dad and is only in the last ten minutes of the movie
Add in embarrassing parents, a horny dog, and some racial stereotypes and bam you got a Bay Blockbuster.
Oh god Battle Cat is going to HUMP SOMETHING aren’t they O.O
On the bright side their alter ego has a ready made in joke in their name
They are called Cringer and nothing is more cringe than than the Comic Relief in a Michael Bay film O.O
monroejigsaw
Oh no….they’re not making another one
Oompa Loompa
Doompity Day
The franchise has been saved
From Michael Bay
Oompa Loompa dumpity dee
keep that man away
from Bumblebee