was he able to shave? is dracula still pretending to be his entire staff? has dracula tried to dracula him? i am left to ponder until our next communication…

#the social contract we have all made to act as if we have no way to find out other than to wait for the email#it’s so fun#that’s the elaboration on my ‘doing Dracula Daily = playing the floor is lava’ post#dracula daily as a form of play!#dracula posting (via x)