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What he says: I’m fine.

What he means: in the iconic song Splish Splash by Bobby Darin he mentions that he’s taking a bath when he hears a party going on in his house. The first time he puts on a towel and investigates and promptly jumps back in the tub because he was surprised. But then he say “fuck it” and puts on his dancing shoes and joins the party. He never mentions putting on his clothes. Bobby Darin just put on his shoes and started doing the 1950’s version of the dougie with his dick fully out. How was this not a cause for concern I ask you? Why do I have to think about Bobby Darin’s ass when I’m jamming to this fun song from over 60 years ago? I’ll never get over it.

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