#about me
nevver
Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these.
My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.
spockvarietyhour
Me: But I have about fifty books at home I haven't read, there's no reason for me to buy these. My brain: Okay, but consider this: more books.
catduelist
catduelist
me if i ever get sent to prison
meefling
meefling
You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me
phantomcat94
phantomcat94
I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me
anartisticanomaly
anartisticanomaly
I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.
winchesterinengland
winchesterinengland
It Has Been A Long Time Since I Talked To You And I Feel Uncomfortable Saying Anything Now Please Talk To Me First: The Spinoff Series by me
religiousmom
religiousmom
for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment
wtfmanga
wtfmanga
Stay cool this summer!
drunkwario
drunkwario
Anon hate from the late 1800’s.
airspaniel
airspaniel
What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.
Anonymous asked:
Who's sending you all that fanmail and why?
paramaline answered:
Danny, because he’s my ARCH NEMESIS
spockvarietyhour
Remind me to register with the Guild of Calamitous Intent.