Hello Nick. Guy who saved my Life. Guy who fucked my wife.
#about me
things I should be doing: reading
things I want to do: read
thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading
things I should be doing: reading things I want to do: read thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading
Happy Canada Day
Canadians scare me a little more every day.
This isn’t even my final form you pitiful mass of flesh
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AT ALL, WHAT
I THOUGHT CANADIANS WERE NICE IVE BEEN LIED TO
Trying to comfort friends like
…has been described as a beautiful yet terrible beard.
People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults
I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.
Look, I’m thirty-six and within the past twelve months I am sure I have uttered the words ‘We should ask an adult’ or ‘Where are the grown-ups?’ on more than one occasion.
Let me ask someone who knows is my code for lets ask an adult. A real adult.
What colour are they?
*everyone looks at Rory*
Sorry there weren’t any good questions left.
peel-a-potato-with-a-potato