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What Pacific Northwestern Salmonid are You?
Salmon...they're noble, beautiful creatures, vital to the Northwestern ecosystem. Until now, we looked upon them in despair, knowing we had no way to measure up to these majestic beings, to hold the flickering candle up humanity up to their raging bonfire of salmonity. That changes now. That changes today. Take the test. Find your salmon.
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heedra

Hi I spent the entire afternoon in a salmon-fueled fugue state and now finally the most important quiz is here. I’ve brought it to you.

bunjywunjy

TAKE THE QUIZ IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS

spockvarietyhour

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daveydiscoballs

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tits-n-trix

He would get eaten by a sea monster immediately with such a bright flashy tail and no natural camouflage, but I’m glad the photographer recorded this rare chance encounter

glumshoe

Common misconception. Pterois disconis is actually covered in thin, filamentous spines that deliver a potent neurotoxin. His flamboyance is actually a form of aposematism, warning predators to stay away, and capable of flashing brightly to attract and disorient prey. 

acreaturecalledgreed

#it’s like you don’t know anything about gay merman biology


that tag is too good to leave out

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