#all the iterations of the Tuunbaq name and all i can hear is I hear it heurgling

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catboyhickey

lines that always make me laugh:

  • single musket ball. size of a cherry.
  • “the captain had me swear a vow of silence-” WHICH YOU BROKE now hold your tongue you’ll get your chance to speak
  • there arrre… many feats… that preoccupy… a captain’s imaginashun
  • I pressed HIM??
  • ahh edward mr hornby’s dead
  • AHH EDWARD HOW FARES THE RAFT OF THE MEDUSA
  • relax im not gonna have congress with it
  • you 👏  could 👏  have 👏  just 👏  joined 👏  up
catboyhickey

oh and of course this infamous scene:

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The Terrorall the iterations of the Tuunbaq name and all i can hear is I hear it heurgling