Absolutely bonkers shit that legitimately happens in NBC Hannibal (an incomplete list):

• Will beats a furry to death while fantasizing about Hannibal getting off to being beaten to death
• A man??? Gets folded into an origami heart???????
• A villains actual honest to god evil plan is to steal Will’s face so that he can eat Hannibal’s penis with it
• Said villain then gets eaten by his pet eel??? After having his sperm harvested so his sister’s girlfriend can bear his child and inherit his wealth??
• Honestly just Mason Verger in general: ??????
• That time Hannibal waves at another serial killer and says “hello I love your work” before killing him
• Hannibal wears at least four patterns at the same time and no one gouges their eyes out or tells him it looks awful
• Fish jello treated as a delicacy that the average American would consume without vomiting
• Feel free to add more

• “Is your social worker in that horse?”– a legitimate question that gets a rather heartbreakingly sincere “Yes” in response.

• Hannibal getting caught sniffing Will during their session, then critiquing how he smells and Will deciding this is totally acceptable behavior and coming back for more????
  
• Hannibal getting off to Will telling him he’d kill Hannibal with his hands
• Will sailing across the ocean to find Hannibal in Europe while making a pit-stop at Hannibal’s childhood castle 
• Hannibal being the King of Pettiness and the Queen of Drama and sending a serial killer after Will’s new pre-assembled family because he did not spend three years in a glass cage manned by his ex-girlfriend and the Disappointing Chilton to be disrespected like this

• Hannibal stuffing an ear down his only friend’s throat to frame him for murder then murdering the judge that pronounced said friend guilty, because he got lonely.
• Frederick Chilton’s entire existence

• Hannibal breaking a guy’s neck out of second hand embarrassment
• The entire fifthsome scene
• Hannibal feeding a man his own baked leg and the man’s first comment after taking a bite being ‘My compliments to the Chef’
• Hannibal straight up making cannibal jokes in front of a Criminal Profiler, three Psychiatrists, a Reporter and an FBI Agent specialized in Behavioral Sciences

• Hannibal and Will just decide to adopt a daughter together after having known each other for like three days; still aren’t sure if they’re even friends
• Jack goes to dinner at Hannibal’s house even more often after he finds out it’s all human meat
• Will spends months having seizures and somehow never has one in front of anyone except Hannibal, nor drives off the road
• Hannibal eats a Raw Human Lip that was bitten off its native face by someone other than him and then mailed

Some more from the replies and tags:

• The human cello
• The man who castrated himself, then flayed the skin off his own back to make wings, then strung himself up in a barn????? (Who could also somehow See evil people??????)
• The man Hannibal grafted into a tree (not formed into a tree, not stuck branches on, but literally grafted into a living tree)
• Dolarhyde eating that painting. He just fuckin cronches it
• The time there is a LIVING BIRD inside a cadaver
• The human totem pole how could I forget this most iconique creation
• A pig is used semi-successfully as a surrogate host for a human embryo????
• Hannibal realizes that he’s heartbroken and LITERALLY says “I have to eat him” (then proceeds to attempt to do so)

• The serial killer who has a mushroom farm which he grows on dead bodies…AND ONE OF THE PEOPLE WAS STILL ALIVE. That fucked me up.