Wouldn’t it be something, at your funeral “here are selected excerpts from her computer, in powerpoint form. Here are some questionable links, here is smut the likes of which you would not have known seeing her, here is fic that I shall read of…”

STOP

THE HORROR

:aaaaaaarrghjgfdjgkhlfödsvklnvdö that’s a very accurate description of my internet use ……..almost…….  too accurate……  o______O

I forgot to tell you my name:

 by the way let’s talk about this coat I know you have in your closet: