real and canon

[image ID: a fake twitter conversation. the first tweet is from jim kirk, twitter handle “@captainkirk.” there is an attached photo of spock and the caption reads “my boyfriend. thoughts?” the tweet has 551k likes and 246k retweets. the second tweet is a reply to jim, from mccoy, twitter handle “@bones” which reads: “and prayers 🙏” the tweet has 6.5k likes and 2.5k retweets. end image ID]

it's rotten work. especially to me especially if it's you. I'll fucking do it but christ alive.

I don’t care what anybody else thinks, Spock/Uhura was genius if only because we got to see Ultimate Ladies’ Guy and He Who Banged Every Other TOS Episode James T Kirk realize that the amazing girl he’s into is dating the deuteragonist. Nothing is funnier to me that this blonde MC fuckboy having to reevaluate everything about himself because he’s apparently less desirable than what he thought was a boring emotionless nerd.

This is comedy gold.

Leonard 'Bones'McCoy. Chief doctor on USS 'Enterprise'.

Captain James Tiberius Kirk.