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#archer
Dictator Cyril
Archer: Wait, is this an extremely ill-phrased analogy about my penis?
Lana: Yes Archer, it is. Because everything, every*where*, every*when* is about the paragon of adequacy that is your *dick*.
Archer: Adequacy as in mind-blowingness?
meep!meep!meep!
Lana: So then you stumble into another bunch of cocaine in the jungle and then continue stumbling into a bean-bagging arms dealer so that now almost inexplicably we have enough arms to invade Quebec.
Krieger: Wait, literally?
Lana: No, not literally.
Pam: Aw.
Cheryl: Lame!
Krieger: Well if we ever do the best time to invade is right after brunch, when they're all logie!
Lana: Archer?
Archer: I don't know, I mean it couldn't hurt.
Lana: Still talking about (the arms), not invading Quebec!