#ash vs evil dead
You guys are survivalists, right? well here’s how you survive: you give us our weapons back and you get the fuck out our way!
Ash Williams, Fire in the Hole
We’re not leaving a trail of blood and guts behind us, we’re keeping Michigan moist.
Kelly Maxwell, Ash Vs. Evil Dead
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It’s good to be king. But not lately. The man can’t even enjoy some hotcakes.
Ash: Is that?
Brujo: Your spiritual centre, Ash. The place that makes you the most happy.
Your end is near, motherfucker!
Pablo: But reading from the book is what caused all this trouble to begin with So...
Ash: Yeah, that's true. But reading from it again can't make things any worse. It's kind of like spilling paint on a painting: it's okay because there's already paint on it.
Pablo: That is incorrect.