“This candy taste good, I eated it all up.”

Parents Magazine   1953

Chew it, drink it, mix it, snort it, do it!!!

You can instantly tell the age of someone if they refer to a chalky orange-y flavor as “like baby aspirin” or not.

I clearly recall being six or seven, and insisting I had a terrible headache (that did not exist) so that I could have baby aspirin.