Nicole Kidman as Dr. Chase Meridian in Batman Forever (1995)

Batman Forever (1995) dir. Joel Schumacher

“For if knowledge is power, then a god am… I!
Was that over the top? I can never tell.”

Batman Forever (1995) dir. Joel Schumacher

“I’m afraid Master Dick has gone traveling.” “He ran away?”

Riddle me this, riddle me that, who’s afraid of the big, black bat? 

Batman Forever (1995) dir. Joel Schumacher

I love the theory that this movie is the Batman TV series, but it exists *inside* the Tim Burton Batman universe. So it’s campy as hell and ridiculously over the top, because it’s supposed to be what the 1966 Batman would have been, if it were made in the universe of the previous Batman films.

It’s still an objectively terrible movie, but that headcanon makes it tolerable, for me.

Live-Action Evolution of Robin The Boy Wonder

reminder not to Sanction Anybody’s Buffoonery in 2018, excepting, possibly, your own