Step 1d: Listen. To the jeans. They’re speaking to you. 

Can you hear them?

The consequences are dire. Do not bleed on the jeans.

— How to Make Jorts (2019) dir. Brian David Gilbert

Pat & Brian + 🕺🕺

[id: Five gifs of Patrick Gill and Brian David Gilbert dancing together in various Polygon videos and streams. Patrick is a tall, thin white man with chin-length brown hair and glasses. Brian is a thin white man with floppy brown hair and glasses. GIF 1: Pat and Brian perform a synchronized dance together during Unraveled Live. GIF 2: Brian and Pat link arms, dancing side to side while sitting on the G&G couch. GIF 3: Brian and Pat squat and shake their hips in synchronization in front of a green screen Tetris backdrop. GIF 4: Brian and Pat step-touch side to side while Pat holds a laptop. GIF 5: Pat and Brian dance wildly in front of an Unraveled backdrop in an all-black room.]

Thing-a-Week 34: Are Ya Ready, Friends?

Watching BDG’s Perfect Pokerap was easily the highlight of the month, and it literally happened a week in. I started drawing this last week as a way of destressing because it made me so happy, but I never finished it because of Stress. So here it is now.