Ed Emshwiller

#Don’t pander to me kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds., #Solar flare might crop up cook us in our seats., #And wait till you’re sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles., #See if you’re still so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding!, #Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence., #keep calm and DAMMIT JIM,

I specialize in bird law.

Went to bird school, which is for birds

Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law

Caelicorn

Clockwork Sparrow