byzandarius asked:

"The only people who are bisexual are single. Once you are in a relationship you are either gay or straight. Calling yourself bisexual is just lying to yourself , or just whoring for attention."

manslator answered:

Manslation: There are no sofabeds. Once a sofabed is collapsed or extended, it is only a sofa or only a bed. Calling it a sofabed—regardless of the fact that it always retains its ability to be either a sofa or a bed, regardless of how it’s currently deployed—is just lying to yourself, or just begging for attention. By the way, will you sign my petition to have the title of this movie changed to An American Human Being or Wolf but Definitely Only Ever One of Those at a Time in London?