And then there’s Melchiot’s nighttime mustache netting

Murder on the Orient Express (2017)

Blackadder III: Good moments with Prince George Regent

I die. I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
I think that’s pretty unlikely sir. If I was you I’d try for
something a bit more realistic.
Like what?
That you hope men will think of you.. as a bit of a thicky.

Blackadder II, Episode I–“Bells”

Fans of Jasper

Jasper always reminds me of Captain Blackadder’s line about having “a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten of getting the shit kicked out of me.”

“The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil’s own satanic herd!”

 - Jasper, probably

Oh God - she thought she had a cunning plan, didn’t she.

#Blackadder-level bitterness#Baldrick-level planning