#boromir

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“ #he don’t look too bothered about it actually #sean bean’s used to this #sean bean’s used to worse than this #sean bean’s used to getting killed in the most horrible and violent ways #so ‘they have a cave troll’ in sean bean language is like saying... http://mirkwoods.tumblr.com
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#he don’t look too bothered about it actually #sean bean’s used to this #sean bean’s used to worse than this #sean bean’s used to getting killed in the most horrible and violent ways #so ‘they have a cave troll’ in sean bean language is like saying #’nice weather out tonight’ 

Source: mirkwoods
Boromirlotrright rightokay that's fine universeyou wanna throw a cave troll at me that's fineyou want me barricaded in a musty old cavern city that's fine tooyou want me tempted by a ring here and there I can deal with that toowhy not throw in a few more platoons of orcsjust surprise methrow me some ancient unkillable evil while you're at ityeah yeah do thatfuck this day
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elvenkiing

"One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just Orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep. And the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland. Riddled with fire and ash and dust. The very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly!"
airyairyquitecontrary

God I love the fact that he makes an “eye” with his hand and turns it towards his audience. I only just noticed that.

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