This is just actually him

What I find haunting about this is the target audience. Who has both the money for a $122K Timothee Chalamet ventriloquist doll and the desire to purchase it?

Only Timothee Chalamet, I’d think.

Like… if there were a lovingly crafted, intricately detailed, yet vaguely unflattering ventriloquist doll of myself for sale on eBay, I would not want it—yet I would want someone else to own it even less. I would feel obliged to purchase it just to keep it out of other people’s hands.

This is the dune merch we’re gonna get