An 80-page lawsuit brought by a bestselling author contains stunning accusations that her husband and his assistant poisoned her over a three-year period in hopes of cashing in on her life insurance and estate.

Sherrilyn Kenyon, author of the Dark Hunter series and several other science fiction and paranormal romance novels, is suing her husband, Lawrence Kenyon, and his assistant, Kerrie Ann Plump, in Williamson County Circuit Court.

Kenyon accused Lawrence Kenyon and Plump of poisoning her with food and drink that they “would force her to eat and become enraged any time she failed to consume it.”

Okay I’m reading this and:

“A year later, the lawsuit said, Sherrilyn Kenyon’s hair was falling out by the handful. Her teeth began to shatter. She became weak from symptoms including extreme nausea and vomiting, respiratory distress, facial swelling, tongue numbness, disorientation, vertigo, tremors, back pain and a strange metallic taste in her mouth.“By February 2017, Ms. Kenyon’s health was worsening to a critical level. No doctor or dentist could tell her why her teeth were routinely crumbling (and) her bones were breaking from very minor pressure,” the lawsuit said.”

Boy this sure does sound a lot like metal poisoning, I say, having experienced all the symptoms first hand and having almost died from it.

“It wasn’t until after her husband filed for divorce that Sherrilyn Kenyon had her blood, nails and hair tested for toxins. The tests found her body contained high levels of lithium, tin, barium, platinum and thorium, the lawsuit said.”

And there it is.

Light him up Kenyon, fucking light him up.

Holy shit.