CHILDHOOD BACK

AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS

im crying a lil bit

I need this in my tumblr forever.

is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???

HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP

..this is real.
CHILDHOOD

who names their kid bacon

Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.

OH THE FEELS! THE ABSOLUTE FEELS!

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAWD.

I’M FREKING OUT

Okay, slight correction: FranCIS Bacon was a philosopher. FranCES is the feminine form of the same name, but because they’re pronounced almost identically people don’t always recognise the difference. I like the idea that the kid’s name is Frances and he *calls* her Bacon, that’s cool. Otherwise it’s way too… well, just look at all the bacon joke products on theworstthingsforsale.com to see why it would be irritating.
Besides, there is no way a sensible girl like Susie Derkins would allow a child of hers to be legally named Bacon.

the only philosopher worth anything

In a perfect world, Rocket and Groot make complete sense as Calvin and Hobbes

Calvlock and Hobbson available at RedBubble