#classic
The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult.
You’ve been pranked by a teen hooligan.
You’ve been pranked by,
You’ve been sticked by,
A teen hooligan
I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.
BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!
unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!
it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.
I have one of these and I keep it in my IT toolkit because that teeny little screwdriver is the right side for laptop casings, but because it lives inside a large object it’s harder to misplace than a standard tiny screwdriver. Also because the look on a client’s face when you bring out a brass hammer to fix their laptop is absolutely wild.
1964 FORD GALAXIE 500
The Return of the Living Dead (1985) dir. Dan O’Bannon
Boxing Day Boxers: Part 9 – Tucker 48, 1948. AKA the Tucker Torpedo, was powered by a rear-mounted flat-6 boxer motor that was derived from an aircraft engine. The Franklin O-335 was made by Air Cooled Motors and was converted to water cooling by Tucker's engineers. The 334ci (5.4 litre) flat-6 was good for 166hp. Only 51 cars were made including prototypes before the company was forced to declare bankruptcy and cease all operations on March 3, 1949.
OMFG ITS THE WHOLE THING
LUKE (whiny teenage boy voice): Yo, dog
YODA (voice like Kermit the frog but deeper and older): Penny for your thoughts.
LUKE, with agitation and increasing tempo: I hate Brenda, and a- bad guy hit me in the shin and I peed all on my pants!
YODA, throatily: Heh heh heh.
[jaunty dance music begins]
YODA: It’s nothin’ a little music can’t help!
[Yoda sings]
Rockin’, rockin’ and rollin
Down to the beach I’m strollin!
But the seagulls poke at my head NOT FUN!
I said seagulls! MM! Stop It Now.
[beat]
Hmm ah hmm hmm hmm ah hmm hmm ah hmm hmm hmm ooh hahh hmm ah hmm hm-hm-hm-h-hm haaah!
[music stops]
LUKE: Uh.. yeah, whatever, you’re sorta pitchy..
YODA, disappointed: Mmm.. :(
1968 Chevrolet Chevelle Custom
Star Trek DS9 Q Blooper
Sisko[Avery Brooks]: Bring them back Q! Now!
Q[John De Lancie]: Or what? What! You'll ravish me!? No, it's not ravish I'm sorry...
Sisko[Avery Brooks]: I might.





melbrooks