Cobra is in no shape to give other people advice on how to live their lives.

Now were in the ultraeste 80s model photoshoot that includes giant robots

Cobra: Parking Enforcer

was it Stallone or a focus group that said “and then he stops for a Coors while dealing with a hostage taker”

Someone’s making a heavy duty mess of the produce aisle

Bikers so bad they park in the handicap spots!