#how it feels to be in school right now

★ fave btvs characters ★  #6 cordelia
People who think their problems are so huge craze me, like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she’s trying to make it about her leg. Like my pain meant nothing.

Xander&Cordelia in Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered

“Give me a nail.”
“If we die in here, I’m gonna kick your ass. I mean it.”
“None of this would’ve happened if you hadn’t broken up with me. But no, you’re so desperate to be popular.”
“Me? I’m not the one who embraced the black arts just to get the girls to like me. Well, congratulations! It worked!”
“Would’ve worked fine, except your hide’s so thick, not even magic can penetrate it.”
“You mean the spell was for me?”

Something will turn up. Something always does.

Female Awesome Meme
{1/5} characters who deserve better: Cordelia Chase (Buffyverse)

You think you’re bad? Being all mean and haunty? Picking on poor pathetic Cordy? Well, get ready to haul your wrinkly translucent ass out of this place, because lady, the bitch is back.

Hey! Maybe it’s not done yet. Maybe it’s die-t. That’s friendly! A little judgmental, sure…

Cordelia. Jeez, you’re like a great big cat. Yeah, that’s my costume.