Kryten: We’re in a land called Albion, sirs, better known as Britain and the year is 23 A.D.
Lister: 23 A.D. weren’t Britons all nutters back then? Running around sportin’ blue tattoos, out of their heads on booze? fightin’, vomitin’, passin’ all out?
Kryten: A phase that doesn’t end soon, sir.