21: She’s coming in low and slow That’s the classic Monarch “look at my cool new thing” approach (…) I got my money on acid, or a magnet kind of thing.
The Monarch: Ready the Acid Magnet!!
(…)
21: Okay now he’s in a panic. He’s gonna have to do something or look like a total douche. So here’s where he makes the incredible bad decision.
The Monarch: Jettison the lunch room!
The Monarch is awesome…
“How’s this for compensation?!”
“I’m a vegetarian now, I don’t eat face!"
Sgt Hatred: Wow you guys move fast. You guys have been here three months and already you've got legends of saviours.
House Tom: You talking about a bunch of geeks from State University. You mutate that kind of outcast and it gets all SyFy Channel Original Feature real quick.
Dean’s Goth Phase tho
From Col. to 4 star General
Sgt Hatred: Princess Tinyfeet! You untie her this instant!
The Monarch: We…didn’t tie her up.
Dr. Mrs The Monarch: She’s way, way into the bondage thing. You want her back, you’re gonna have to start respecting her very strange needs.
If I ever do a cosplay, it’ll be Col. Gathers.
