I forgot to mention there’s a royal navy commander with a perfect recreation of a nazi office so he can think like the enemy, and he doesn’t like babies. 

and the russians are there too, doing russian things

oh everything’s fine, just a church built on an old viking graves, and legends saying evil was once buried there

In a restricted area? no worries, find a typewriter and in full view of others type in your authorization letter, signed by you.