Until I rewatched the TNG pilot just now I didn't know there were printers on every deck on the Enterprise that Picard can use to tell people the ship is about to go into MAXIMUM ACCELERATION.

Episode 1 of Next Gen: Data is an autonomous man! He's a marvel! He's a wonder! He's an android! He can compute at the speed of sound!

Episode 2 of Next Gen: Guys don't worry he still has sex though