Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN

SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM

man those kids who brought back sea shanties rly did it in the nick of time huh

every single suez canal/ever given fic that has appeared on ao3 over the last few days is Incredibly Cursed, but I have to give a special shout out to this one for the best tag I’ve ever seen:

under reported fact on here that the ever given seemingly got stuck cause its boat dick got lodged in the bank

"Don't worry Bill! We'll have it dug out of the Suez Canal in no time!"

All right, guys, the rest of tonight is (possibly) going to be spent tracking the progress on the Ever Given, a 400-meter-long container ship that ran aground in the Suez Canal and is currently struck. 

LOOK AT THIS. 

Because, yes, if that picture doesn’t clue you into just HOW BIG OF A PROBLEM THIS IS…

ALL OF THIS

Just look at this disaster.

oh this is dated March 23 this is TODAY

Yes, I just checked the Marine Traffic website and this is live:

Update as of 6pm EST lol

Look at all the little tugs. you go get em my dudes

Zoomed out more and I am *wheezing*

Like these are normal shipping lanes but just look how many are pointed directly *at* the canal. Y’all done fucked up

GUYS NO YOU’RE LEAVING OUT MY FAVORITE PART:

CAN YOU IMAGINE.

Now this is shipping drama!

This thread also managed to leave out THIS important tidbit of info:

Ok I’m so sorry for reblogging the boat for a third time but I cannot BELIEVE the other two posts forgot to mention the penis

There once was a ship that put to sea and the name of the boat was the

I hate this ⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️ person so much 😂