DC’s horrific failure to maintain the Metro system is actually pretty funny when you think about it. One of the main transportation systems that is vital to letting people get from place to place in the city where our national government is located just catches on fire sometimes. That’s like the type of thing Americans would mock a third world country for

Also “a series of tunnels running under our national capital are prone to random fires” is a great anecdote to describe America’s political climate right now

Lmao there was like random bits of concrete and metal falling from my station last week

I hope soon we’ll have raider shacks and ghouls setting up shop down there